If I had the opportunity to put money down on one of our rostered characters getting offed in “No One,” I would have done it. Luckily, I did not have said opportunity, and therefore am not quite as upset about the lack of action.

Still, show writers Weiss and Benioff are giving us all the signs that these last two episodes could go completely nuclear, especially with Dany finally returning to Meereen; I doubt that siege is going to last much longer with Drogon subbing in. He doesn’t look like he has any jokes.

I’d like to pour one out for our deceased members of the waiver wire: characters who had appearances in season 6 that would have been allowed to be picked up next season, but have now passed on to the great beyond. Here’s to the Waif, Blackfish, Lady Crane, Khal Moro, Osha, and Ian McShane. Oh, and how can I forget this kid?

It’s safe to say there’s a select group of characters who are in real danger this coming weekend, and judging by the title of the episode, “The Battle of the Bastards,” I’m betting a majority of the full 60 minute episode will take place near Winterfell, with the Jon and Ramsay bout serving as the title card.

And the undercards we should be worried about? I’m going with Harold Karstark, Brienne, Sansa, Ser Davos, Podrick, and Tormund. There’s obviously plenty of people in King’s Landing who are in deep trouble, but I think this episode is going to focus too heavily on the north for me to make any educated guesses on people in the Red Keep, or Essos for that matter.

Full scoring update is below.

The Teams:

Abominable Snow-Bran – hltchk (26 Points; 25 APP, 1 K)

House Stark: Bran (3)
Team Targaryen: Missandei (4)
House Lannister: Tommen (4)
The Wall: Jon Snow (6)
The Old Gods and the New: Lancel Lannister (2)
Friends Like These: Olenna Tyrell (4)
Rebels: Yara (3)

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Debt Payers – MMDG (17 points; 17 APP)

House Stark: Hodor (0)
Team Targaryen: Tyrion (4)
House Lannister: Cersei (5)
The Wall: Eddison Tollet (3)
The Old Gods and the New: Aeron Greyjoy (1)
Friends Like These: Harald Karstark (1)
Rebels: Theon (3)

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Masters of Cwnage – lebronald (19 points; 19 APP)

House Stark: Sansa (3)
Team Targaryen: Grey Worm (4)
House Lannister: Kevan (4)
The Wall: Sam (2)
The Old Gods and the New: The High Sparrow (4)
Friends Like These: Littlefinger (2)
Rebels: Ellaria Sand (0)

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Many-Faced Team – MeanOldPig (15 points; 15 APP)

House Stark: Arya (5)
Team Targaryen: Varys (4)
House Lannister: Qyburn (2)
The Wall: Ser Alliser Thorne (0)
The Old Gods and the New: Three-Eyed Raven (0)
Friends Like These: Margaery (3)
Rebels: Euron Greyjoy (1)

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Limb-itless – LDG (18 points; 18 APP)

House Stark: Meera (2)
Team Targaryen: Jorah Mormont (2)
House Lannister: Jaime (5)
The Wall: Ser Davos (4)
The Old Gods and the New: Melisandre (3)
Friends Like These: Ramsay Bolton (2)
Rebels: Tyene Sand (0)

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Briennes Over Bronn – tyrannofloresrex (18 points; 17 APP, 1 K)

House Stark: Brienne (3)
Team Targaryen: Daario (3)
House Lannister: Bronn (2)
The Wall: Gilly (2)
The Old Gods and the New: Night’s King (5)
Friends Like These: Mace Tyrell (3)
Rebels: Obara Sand (0)

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Money for Nothing, Pod for Free – rengstorff (20 points; 20 APP)

House Stark: Podrick (3)
Team Targaryen: Danaerys (5)
House Lannister: The Mountain (3)
The Wall: Tormund (4)
The Old Gods and the New: Jaqen H’ghar (4)
Friends Like These: Ser Loras (1)
Rebels: Nymeria Sand (0)