You Win or You Die: Season 7, Episode 2: Stormborn

Just when we we felt like we’d get all the way through another episode in this shortened season without a single death, Euron comes out of goddamn nowhere and kills not one, but TWO Sand Snakes! While this didn’t necessarily set the teams back who lost those characters, it was a nice little early boost in the standings for the reigning champ, who now holds a seven point lead over runners-up Abominable Snow-Bran and Money For Nothing, Pod For Free. It’s crazy to think there are only five episodes left in the season; things are definitely about to get weird.

The Scorecard is below, with individual team scores after the jump.

 

The Debt Payers – MMDG (16 points; 14 APP, 2 K)

House Stark: Meera (1)
Team Targaryen: Tyrion (2)
House Lannister: Cersei (2)
Old Gods & The New: Beric (1)
Friends Like These: Robett Glover (2)
Rebels: Euron Greyjoy (6)
Defenders: Sam Tarly (2)

Abominable Snow-Bran – hltchk (9 points, 9 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Bran (1)
Team Targaryen: Grey Worm (2)
House Lannister: Archmaester Marwyn (2)
Old Gods & The New: Melisandre (1)
Friends Like These: Tycho Nestoris (0)
Rebels: Tyene Sand (1)
Defenders: Jon Snow (2)

Money for Nothing, Pod for Free – IP (9 points; 9 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Podrick (1)
Team Targaryen: Dany (2)
House Lannister: The Mountain (2)
Old Gods & The New: The Hound (1)
Friends Like These: Randyll Tarly (1)
Rebels: Ellaria Sand (1)
Defenders: Tormund (1)

Limb-itless – LDG (8 points; 8 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Benjen (0)
Team Targaryen: Jorah (2)
House Lannister: Ser Jaime (2)
Old Gods & The New: Thoros (1)
Friends Like These: Robin Arryn (0)
Rebels: Yara Greyjoy (1)
Defenders: Ser Davos (2)

Masters of Cwnage – lebronald (8 points, 8 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Sansa (2)
Team Targaryen: Daario (0)
House Lannister: Qyburn (2)
Old Gods & The New: Jaqen H’ghar (0)
Friends Like These: Littlefinger (2)
Rebels: Theon Greyjoy (1)
Defenders: Eddison Tollet (1)

Briennes over Bronn – tyrannofloresrex (7 points; 7 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Brienne (2)
Team Targaryen: Missandei (2)
House Lannister: Bronn (0)
Old Gods & The New: The Night King (1)
Friends Like These: Dickon Tarly (1)
Rebels: Obara Sand (0)
Defenders: Gilly (1)

Many-Faced Team – meanoldpig (7 points; 7 APP, 0 K)

House Stark: Arya (2)
Team Targaryen: Varys (2)
House Lannister: Edmure Tully (0)
Old Gods & The New: Aeron Greyjoy (0)
Friends Like These: Olenna Tyrell (1)
Rebels: Nymeria Sand (0)
Defenders: Lyanna Mormont (2)

Scorecard: Episode 1 | Episode 3